Thursday, May 5, 2011

The Fuchsia Feline of Saki the Satirist


Of all the lack of knowledge that has survived the ages about Saki, the master magician know as The Satirist, it is certain that he had a keen since of irony and obscure since of humor. Scholars suspect that the items of Saki's Varied Menagerie where probably most useful to Saki while mysterious and annoying results accompany modern attempts to use these items.

Saki's Fuchsia Feline, a grouping of five pink beads, allows Warlocks to summon and communicate with a domestic cat. The cat, when summoned, has never, reportedly, been fuchsia or pink in color. The purpose of summoning the cat is to employ it as a spy, because who would suspect that a house cat could reveal their most intimate secrets? Scholarly attempts to employ the Fuchsia Feline and subsequent house cat have mostly failed. The cat generally reports on the contents of a grocery list, the idle desires of young princesses or the cat has taken a nap when it should have been spying.

Stats: The color of the cat summoned is: roll 1d6
1. Black
2. White
3. Gray
4. Yellow Tabby
5. Calico
6. Tortoise Shell Tabby

All other stats for the Fuchsia Feline are up to the individual GM.

3 comments:

  1. If anyone summoned my cat, Master Cylinder, to spy they would be sorely disappointed. After yelling his ass off for food and then licking his sack, he'd pass out on their laundry basket.

    "So, Master Cylinder, what did you see?"

    "Food. Balls. Laundry."

    *sigh*

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  2. The cat generally reports on the contents of a grocery list, the idle desires of young princesses or the cat has taken a nap when it should have been spying.

    "I'm afraid, Oh Master, my report for the rest of the week is regrettably similar..."

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  3. Great comments guys and all in keeping with Saki's idea of the domestic house cat attitude.
    Few individuals could be considered as spoiled as a Domestic Feline, Domestic Canine being one of the few exceptions.

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